lut 4
HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.
I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.
dodane przez Tara Cuda luty 01, 2016
lut 3
When a boyfriend or a husband does something nice for their girlfriend/wife, this gives them an opportunity to do something fun without fear of nagging.
Friend-"Hey man, are you sure it's cool with your girlfriend that you're out here fishing on a Sunday afternoon while she's at her aunt's birthday party?"

Me-"Yeah it's cool. I bought her flowers the other day so I've got boyfriend credit."
dodane przez Red Killer styczeń 09, 2016
lut 2
A variation of the word HUGE commonly used by Donald Trump.
Hey Don, are you building that tower across 5th Avenue?
Donald Trump: Yes, it's going to be YUGE!!
dodane przez EH97 styczeń 12, 2016
lut 1
When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom
I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.
dodane przez kaycar styczeń 31, 2016
sty 29
When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
dodane przez Acecard22 styczeń 24, 2016
sty 28
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
dodane przez happyfeet... grudzień 20, 2006
sty 27
Used in when a speaker is changing the conversation from a humorous note to a serious one. The speaker uses "on a serious" to warn his/her companion that he/she is going to shift the gear of the conversation to a serious note.
On a serious note, she is beautiful in her own way.
dodane przez amisum8 styczeń 25, 2016
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