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An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
dodane przez yipplezz październik 23, 2010
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
dodane przez puppy hugger luty 07, 2009
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The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!
dodane przez theiconsborn kwiecień 14, 2014
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A cute thing that a girl can do.
Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
dodane przez agtctae marzec 04, 2014
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A straight acting, possibly married man, who hooks up with men on the down low. He's straight in his every day life but gay on Craigslist.
Geoff had a happy family until his wife went through his emails and found out he was craigslist gay.
dodane przez MountainElk marzec 11, 2014
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Tweeting whilst shitting.
Pedro: I was shweeting while on the can.
Hamhead: Gross!
dodane przez urbandictfan czerwiec 07, 2009
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A person that will do anything for food.

Someone that is always around where food is.
You are such a food whore , you smelled food and you got her ASAP.
dodane przez Frozty kwiecień 23, 2010
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