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The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.
"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"
dodane przez JollyGoodShow kwiecień 18, 2014
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Favourite male co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. He's your boyfriend between 9 and 5 without the sex.
Lady: My work boyfriend said the funniest thing at lunch today.

Lady's actual boyfriend: BORING! Let's have sex.

Lady: K
dodane przez Sweet Tear kwiecień 10, 2014
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What Happens when you get really mad at someone for doing something outrageously stupid.
Person 1 凸^-^凸
Person 2 Why did you do that?
Person 1 BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT!
dodane przez EJ Breeze kwiecień 11, 2014
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An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.
Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.
dodane przez yipplezz październik 23, 2010
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Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.

Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
dodane przez puppy hugger luty 07, 2009
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The art of ruining people's selfies by appear behind them right when they tap on the capture button.
Conor: Jessica is in all of your selfies.
John: That selfiebombing bitch!
dodane przez theiconsborn kwiecień 14, 2014
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A cute thing that a girl can do.
Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.
dodane przez agtctae marzec 04, 2014
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