mar 9
when someone posts a selfie to any social media in the morning, but puts on makeup and takes a shower before doing so. they then take the selfie and say whatever hipster crap they use. idiots actually believe that they just woke up so they fap to it.
stupid girl on social media: just woke up no kidding!!!! #beautiful #fabulous #nexttopmodel
socially awkward teen: woah ur so pretty! #fap2it
smart person: bet you got a shower and put on makeup before doing that "morning selfie" you #stupidbitch
dodane przez 40percentchicken styczeń 27, 2015
mar 8
The head animal in a pack, and by extension, an unofficial leader. Often used sarcastically of someone who wants to lead a group.
George wants to be alpha, but no one takes him seriously.
dodane przez yet_another lipiec 02, 2004
mar 7
Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.
Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.
dodane przez InternetHuman marzec 01, 2015
mar 6
A sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear. Like cunnilingus, but with an ear instead
I saw a guy giving his girlfriend earlingus in the movie theater. People nowadays have no shame!
dodane przez earlingus maj 07, 2012
mar 5
A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.
You're psycho so there's no point in us meeting to drink things through.
dodane przez Sean_Maddox sierpień 22, 2010
mar 4
A person who is not an outcast but different from everyone else. A unique person, different in a good way.
That guy in the corner is a man on the moon heard he was actually really cool.
dodane przez monkeyshoe maj 26, 2010
mar 3
A decision made unilaterally by a team leader without consulting colleagues, often a massive clusterfuck.
Malcolm: Shouldn't we have a discussion about big decisions like this?
Tony: Nope, it's my call, I'm captain.
Malcolm: Yeah that's a right captain's call that is.
dodane przez willozap styczeń 26, 2015

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