2) Wasted; Intoxicated, from drugs and/or alcohol, to the point at which no more partying shall take place for the evening/morning.
3) To be in over one's head; To be in a great deal of trouble, screwed.
A: "Hell no, man, I'm donions."
2) "Wow, look at that kid passed out on the couch. He's donions...Hey hand me that marker!"
3) "When her father came home early from work and found us in bed, I was donions."
Its plausibility draws from the fact that most parents raise their children with the same ideas that their own parents asserted upon them.
Hopefully, a retrograde revolution involving the 60s and 70s will begin, and groups will actually start playing some real music.
The comeback of blazers is part of the retrograde revolution.