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a way cooler and smarterer way to spell "genius"
Nick: "You know that girl Zoe?"
Josh: "Yeah, she's a total jeenyus."
dodane przez texasgal lipiec 10, 2009
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When you try and and wake up your bed-mate in the middle of the night by poking her in the back with your burgeoning hard on.
Cathy: "I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Fuckin' 3 a.m. and Ronnie gets a bad case of the Restless Dick Syndrome! There oughta be a pill!"
dodane przez m.c. phatback sierpień 12, 2010
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The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.
"Hey dude, I just studied my ass off for this test and got a 60%."
"Yo, the struggle is real brah..."
dodane przez WangWang54 luty 24, 2014
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1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.
If this party is full of f*cking neckbeards, I'm out. I've got better things to do than sit around with a bunch of unwashed nerds.
dodane przez parttimehanyou grudzień 19, 2005
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To constantly play with your partners Ear lobe.

It can be done by using your fingers or mouth. A lobe lover will usually reveal themselves when give lobe love with their mouth, it results in heavy breathing like a horse.
Kay played with Ian's ear lobe, she enjoyed the touch and made her feel content. "You can't beat some lobe love" she thought
dodane przez Mcauls99 luty 23, 2014
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Troublesome condition that occurs in males from not shaving their genitals with a good razor or from not doing an adequate job of shaving do to fear of getting a dick nick or ball scrape. Takes a few days to show but usually only lasts 2 to 4 days.
He cleaned up for Friday night but by Monday morning he had cock itch.
dodane przez Kacey2012 luty 21, 2014
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Someone/something that can ALWAYS be counted on for whatever...wherever...whenever.
If Joe said he's take care of it...then consider it taken care of. The dude is straight money.
dodane przez JRock Hermani luty 24, 2014
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