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A euphemism for masturbating, especially at work.
Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
dodane przez Terra Incognita luty 24, 2011
The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.
Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.
dodane przez Boshjuno kwiecień 04, 2015
As Tupac defined it, a thug is someone who is going through struggles, has gone through struggles, and continues to live day by day with nothing for them. That person is a thug. and the life they are living is the thug life. A thug is NOT a gangster. Look up gangster and gangsta. Not even CLOSE, my friend.
"That boy ain't a gangsta, fo'sho'. Look at how he walks, he's a thug. life. That's the saddest face I've seen in all my life as a teen."
dodane przez thyung marzec 19, 2005
Combination of "fapping" and "refractory period." The refractory period is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm. The refaptory period, therefore, is the recovery time during which it is physiologically impossible for a man to have another orgasm by fapping.
Lowering one's refaptory period can be a good hobby.
dodane przez Ae5Ea8 marzec 30, 2015
The special kind of drunk you only get as a female member of a wedding party. The kind where you wake up the next day in a pretty dress, missing your shoes, smeared with someone else's lipstick and unable to remember how you made it home after a wedding or stagette.
"Why do I feel so awful and whose panties are these?" "Dude, you got bridesmaid wasted."
dodane przez idnami marzec 29, 2015
When someone does something really stupid.
You got to be fist fucking me
dodane przez fishfarmer1972 marzec 30, 2015
When you can't choose what to watch on Netflix so you keep switching from thing to thing
Last night I was being so Netflix bipolar I was watching saw,grease , and comic book men at the same time
dodane przez Chels_ty marzec 30, 2015