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628 definitions by Andy

 
22.
Downing a bottle of beverage, using a bendy straw to allow the liquid to be replaced by air, therefore, not creating a vacuum, meaning the beverage will go down faster.
Strawpedo this bottle of wine!!!
dodane przez Andy listopad 19, 2004
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23.
The only man to enter Parliament with honest intentions.
And they burn his effigy for it. When Palestinians burn effigies of Bush, the media call it "barbarism". It's not even as if Britain was a fucking democracy at the time!

Real lesson of Guy Fawkes: watch out for snitches.
dodane przez Andy kwiecień 21, 2004
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24.
Hello with an asian accent.
Herro? is marc there?
dodane przez Andy czerwiec 10, 2003
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25.
Word frequently uttered by my dog, usually when I'm around. It has a number of meanings:

1) Please refrain from engaging towards me in the course of action in which you are currently engaged;

2) Be informed that your current activity is considered a Biteable Offence in the laws of Dogdom, and/or by the statutory authority of myself;

3) I hereby assert my proprietary right over this food/bone/toy/piece of fox-shit, and declare my intent to defend this right against all persons subsequently wishing to take possession of it;

4) I do not wish to perform the action which you have requested of me. Please refrain from making any further requests of this kind at the present time;

5) I believe that my territorial rights may have been violated by another being of some description, including but not limited to: dog, cat, frog, bird, postman, traffic cone and fallen tree, and I wish to investigate the suspected violation forthwith;

6) You are a fucking cunt and I'm going to fucking bite you.
"grrrr"

"grrr-rrr-rrrrrrr"

"grrrr-rrrr-rrrrr-rrrrr"

"(inhale) rrrrr-rrrrr-rrrrrrrr-rrrrrrr"

"SNAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP"

"serves you right for fucking with me, you fucking over-evolved monkey"
dodane przez Andy kwiecień 25, 2004
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26.
The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob
dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle
dodane przez Andy lipiec 25, 2004
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27.
Really happy
Im proper buzzin.
dodane przez Andy marzec 12, 2004
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28.
Twat tartan for twats. Items of clothing such as caps that chavs must wear at a forty degree angle to their heads. Can be reffered to as "chavberry".
"Don't touch my burberry peak fucker, otherwise i will throw bottle-caps at you"
"I am hard because i am wearing a fake pair of burberry socks"
dodane przez Andy czerwiec 01, 2004
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