Failitis- Root word: FAIL. A common term used to describe a human being having multiple fails in a small span of time.
"Dude, I just failed my test. I got dumped by my girlfriend
, I tripped down the stairs, AND I stepped in dog shit!! All today!!" Said the Failure
"Failitis... You have obtained failitis!!! Dont come near me!!"
(2nd guy flees the room to avoid contamination)