1. To communicate with yourself using items
such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear
busy or doing ones job.
2. Speaking aloud
to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.
1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang
on. I've got a call."
2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking
to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.