A Shia Labeouf look-a-like that has amazingly soft
and an unbelievably cute laugh
. A Gorik
typically likes to rock out with blue jeans and an argyle sweater, accompanied by a new pair of blister-giving
Vans. This specimen
tends to walk every where, never accepting any nice gestures from his girlfriend. Gorik
's first originated
in Glendale, but as the 16th year came by, they
decided to relocate to buttfudge Granada Hills. A Gorik
tends to enjoy eating El Tapatio and Apple Cobbler, and is infatuated with dancing toy bears dressed as pumpkins that laugh crazily
and chant "Happy Halloween!" Almost every Gorik
is daignosed with Crackberry syndrome, a disease which
causes one to think they
are important when they
really are not. Gorik
's never like to admit when they
are wrong, but in those rare times that they
don't give in without a fight. But a Gorik
is also loveable at times; he can make you laugh
no matter what crappy mood you are in, and his hands are the Master of Tickling. Overall, a Gorik
is a pupush human being full of spontaneity and fun, and he is the most amazing
boyfriend/best friend anyone can ever ask for. The end.
Girl: "Aww man I'm in such a gloomy mood."
Guy: "Why, what's wrong?"
Girl: "I'm not sure, I think
to spice up my life."
Guy: "Well, I have a suggestion...Why
don't you get yourself a Gorik?"
Girl: "Wow! I never thought of that! Thanks
Guy: "Anytime...no really, any time (;"