1. a small sharp arrow, shot through a blowgun into the neck of someones screaming child, delivering enough Benadryl into the bloodstream to put the child into a deep sleep for 8 hours.
On the redeye flight to Rome from Atlanta
, we were seated behind a screaming three year old brat with oblivious parents
. I rolled up my inflight magazine into a tight tube, loaded a "Benadryl Dart" from the handy travel package
and pretended to cough into the tube. A perfect
shot right in the jugular vein! Minutes later, everyone on the plane enjoyed the silence and drifted off into dreamland (including the pilots).