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2 definitions by Fredrick Soft

 
1.
when a male masturbates harder than he normally does.
johnny went home and smashturbated until he was sore.
dodane przez Fredrick Soft lipiec 02, 2010
 
2.
the five things most football players do after practice. Usually done in this order. Shit, Shower, Shave, Shmashturbate, Shleep (sleep- said with accent to keep the SH pattern).
Dude, practice was so tough today I'm definitely doing the 5 S's of football tonight.
dodane przez Fredrick Soft wrzesień 01, 2010