Originates from the prostitutes and criminals from Belgium, that were
sent to the new world. The mixture of french and english gave
rise to an impossibly beatiful creature. The rare
Jean-philippe is an extremely shy entity, that
when spotted, will
quickly turn and run with
his long chicken like
legs. When cornered, he will
shake his lower lip and his eyes will
swell to resemble the head of a teacup chihuahua. With
this skill he can take
over hollywood and have
all the male himbo's worship him.
"hey did you see the new movie with that Jean-philippe?"
"The one where he looks
like the chihuahua, or the one where he runs from the police, or the one where he is naked
on his back?"
"oh my god i love him"