Increasingly used label for a core group of liberals who call talk shows and write letters to the editor pretending to be Republicans. A method of trolling popular among left-wing Democrats who believe conservative Republicans are all gun-totin, Bible-thumpin, inbred monobrows who won't detect the fact they are being trolled.
Crypto-liberals will claim they used to be Republicans, back when 'all Republicans were moderates', i.e., before the Tea Party "took over".
Caller: "Yep, we Republicans invented nationalized health care, but the Teabaggers took over, but I still consider myself a Republican."
Hannity: Get off the Phone, yer a crypto-liberal.
Steve: "Naw, Urban Dictionary won't accept 'Crypto-liberal'...they're too politically correct."
Bob: "That's true...they hate those right wing Bible-thumpers."
The inability to identify the gender of the short-haired, slightly masculine female ahead of you in line, or, conversely, the inability to guess the gender of the long-haired, beardless male stoner checking out the bong selection.
Trey: "Blaise, look; that guy's got boobs!"
Blaise: "Uhm...that's not a guy."
Liam: Laughing, "Second case of genderplex, today, dude."
Person(s) who place absolute blind faith in media-reported climate science; to trust that mainstream media conclusions regarding global warming dogma should be accepted as absolute truth, never to be doubted nor questioned.
Bob: 40% of all climate scientists doubt climate change is man-made, Doug; even Freeman Dyson says there is scant evidence for it.
Doug: I never thought you, of all people, would be a denier.