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11 definitions by Jack Meough

 
1.
Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.
Skip gave Buffy a Bung Hit in a Dutch-Oven. Then Buffy moved out.
dodane przez Jack Meough marzec 18, 2010
 
2.
Pedophiles Enjoying Twink's Anuses
I saw slick Willy at the PETA rally with a blond twink in tow.
dodane przez Jack Meough luty 17, 2012
 
3.
A bong is a specific type of water pipe. The body of the bong is the defining characteristic: the chamber is large, and placed over the mouth, a pipe stem is mounted hear the bottom, and bubbles through usually water to cool the smoke. The design originated in ancient SE Asia.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.
"A bong does not use hoses as a hookah does."
dodane przez Jack Meough kwiecień 25, 2010
 
4.
A bung-hit is when person A (receiver) seals their lips around persons B's (giver) anus. Then person A passes gas and person B inhales deeply and holds their breath.

Offering, or suggesting, that someone receive a bung-hit is considered to be a vulgar insult to many; and therein lies its value in communication.
In a sarcastic and obnoxious tone:
"Hey, why don't you plant your lips around my anus and I will fart and you inhale deeply. Have you ever had a bung-hit before?"
dodane przez Jack Meough kwiecień 24, 2010
 
5.
A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
dodane przez Jack Meough kwiecień 03, 2010
 
6.
Double Entry Method of accounting is taught to Accounting students; the sick-minded amongst which realize an opportunity to help coeds with their homework.

The innuendo is double penetration of multiple, usually female, orifices by an erect male penis (AKA throbbing hot cock).
Joe said to Sally, "Let me come over and help you with your homework. I am an expert in the double entry method." Sally learned what half-n-half was, but still flunked accounting.
dodane przez Jack Meough marzec 20, 2010
 
7.
Is a condition in humans characterized by an odor of feces hovering around the person. Causes are particulate farts, lack of hygiene, poor wiping, anal seepage, excess rectal hair.
A chick on the subway had a T-shirt with a bar of soap and the words "Rub me on your butt!" She was making a fashion statement against stink-ass.
dodane przez Jack Meough kwiecień 24, 2010