A fine race of people that
does not whine
about its minority status or beg for special
privileges or entitlements. They
make great sausages and wine, and work for a living. They
never paint their names
on other people
's property and don't hang out on street corners looking to mug people
never play BOOM BOOM
music in their homes or cars.
You can tell when you enter the Portagee part of town by the neat, clean houses. California Portagees often put abalone shells in their front yards. These are much more attractive than the grafitti that
some other people
put in their front yards.
In their native country, some Portagees catch
sardines for a living. Others
are Portagee Wine Stomper
Connecticut and California have the largest concentrations of Portagees in the USA. In California, look for Portagees in San Leandro, Port Arena, Manchester, and Fort Bragg.
to go to a Holy Ghost
Parade. Everyone is welcome. Lots
of Portagee men carry statues of the Holy
Virgin down the street. There is always
of the Holy Ghost
Parade. Often, she is the girl with the biggest mustache. After the parade, the Portagees gather in a large hall
to eat linguisa
and Portagee Soup made of kale and pork.
Support your local Portagees. They work hard
and pay taxes. They are low maintenance people who stay out of trouble
and NEVER beg for government handouts. You are always
safe in the Portagee part of town.