used to describe
one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit
of picking their anal
passage. The individual associated with this habit
is Sir Steven of Stechford. Rumour has it, the bum fingers of the master
of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.
"Steve, get your bum fingers away from me."
"Steven, I can smell
your bum fingers"
"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"