put, a dirtster is a hipster
who's just dirty. Hipsters
are carefully put together as to look like they just
woke up and suddenly looked this
cool. Dirtsters are subtly different. They did just
wake up and, unlike the hipster, just
put on their
only pair of pants.
They are known for drinking cheap beer, smoking cigarettes that have already been half smoked, dumpster diving, asking
"are you going to eat that?", and smelling just
a bit funky. In a dimly lit, well
ventilated environment, the hipster and the dirtster
are almost impossible
to differentiate. Careful
attention to behavior, however, will revile their
If you are a bartender:
The Hipster orders
a local micro-brew. A dirtster orders
Lionshead, PBR or whatever is the cheapest beer.
If you are dating one:Hipster
has an iPhone, a small
garden in the back of their studio, listens
to NPR and buys
and vintage clothing.
Dirtster has an old iPod they 'found', lives with at least 5 other people, and buys
you items from salvation army stores.