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1184 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

 
1142.
(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz
Those tiny SLK's suck
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 10, 2004
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1143.
a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)
When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 02, 2004
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1144.
A more convincing than average wigger.
Nobody noticed that sean paul has white skin, because he just mumbles about shit through his songs and only duets with black artisits or people that look like street hoes.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus czerwiec 22, 2004
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1145.
(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.
Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 09, 2004
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1146.
A fat Italian tenor, who has won Italy's fattest man every time since 1970.
Luciano Pavarotti is about 500lbs.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus kwiecień 30, 2004
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1147.
(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.
The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 04, 2004
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1148.
gay
The word gay has maintained three main functions throughout the twentieth century, namely


(adj.) Happy, jolly.

later,

(n.) a homosexual male (and also sometimes used for a female) who is happy (gay) with thier sexual orientation.


(adj.) or (v.) to be or act gay, to do something stupid, taking the second definition as an insult, usually to a hetrosexual, especially a homophobe or one wary of homosexual men under the (might I add wrong) impression that the male wishes to bugger them.
a) "...those were gay old times...."-Mr Burns

b)

A: "I hear that John is gay, is that true?"

B: "No, he's just a pink pretender out for the ladies..."

c) "Dude, eating your snot is soooo gay"

"Yo mama likes the gay man" "STFU"


"You're gay, gayboy" "You're the gaylord"

"That dog is gay"


"Look at that gay sodomite over there"


etcetera...
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 07, 2004
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