1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) One who lives ouitside the law, using his or her own morals or religious experience as guidance.

(v.) To declare illegal
Robin hood was an outlaw, as were the early christians in the roman empire


After allowing his chance to become the discoverer of cocaine pass him by, Sigmund Freud was a little pleased at the global decision to outlaw it, meaning he had lost less than he had expected.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 19, 2004
A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus kwiecień 16, 2004
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 15, 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus kwiecień 30, 2004
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus kwiecień 18, 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus maj 12, 2004
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.
dodane przez Kung-Fu Jesus kwiecień 21, 2004

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