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7 definitions by Les Crapp

 
1.
a term used to define a catch22 situation where there is no out

to be without a lifeline or safehaven
Wayne just found out I got Lisa pregnant im fucked!
Oh my god i have no brakes im fucked!
dodane przez Les Crapp czerwiec 09, 2006
 
2.
Basically something that is very large or huge
Most often used by potheads to describe their over stuffed joints
Did you see that stupid ass humvee it was a fucking mule only a fucktard would drive something like that!

Troy rolled Brian a fucking mule of a joint lastnight and i helped him smoke it.
dodane przez Les Crapp październik 01, 2007
 
3.
the heaps of smelly shit left by cattle
the son of the famous stock car driver richard petty aka kyle petty
can also be slander
Wayne and Dell were chucking a cowpatty at each other when they heard that cowpatty had hit the wall in turn three!
Brian you can be a cowpatty sometimes.
dodane przez Les Crapp wrzesień 06, 2007
 
4.
another name for the femail sex organ
Bob said that Lisa had the biggest hatchet gash he had ever fucked.
Thatbitches hachet gash smells likeshit!
dodane przez Les Crapp czerwiec 09, 2006
 
5.
a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen
My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup
dodane przez Les Crapp lipiec 29, 2011
 
6.
redneck way of racing you match speeds then slam the throtle down
The other night i had a "Roll and Kick" race with that dumbshit with the camaro and doged him.

dodane przez Les Crapp sierpień 22, 2008
 
7.
An unusually small penis, cock, dick, tool,member, prick ect.
at times even smaller than a pensil

Usually found on rich sports car driving pretty boys and boy band members.

also used to show ignorance
I heard Roseann hooked up with that pretty boy from the american idol show and he had a pensil dick.

I dare that pensil dick, pretty boy to try and get some feel up in my ex's huge ass pussy!

Bob you fucktard, pensil dick idiot!
dodane przez Les Crapp wrzesień 10, 2007