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1 definition by Menacing Sock

Bassed off "long distance relationship"

A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
dodane przez Menacing Sock maj 27, 2010