30 definitions by Mike Comanche

Top Definition
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
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