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30 definitions by Mike Comanche

 
1.
Someone who understands the TRUE definition of MARRIAGE (Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce).
BOB: So, do you ever think about getting married?

JOE: Hell no, I can't afford a divorce! Besides Jesus didn't get married, and He said there is no marriage in Heaven, so that's gotta tell you something! I'll be a bachelor FOREVER!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
 
2.
A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off Welfare.
Octo-Mom is a welfare mom.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 12, 2009
 
3.
To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
 
4.
Fiancee.
BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
 
5.
What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
 
6.
When a person looks at another person of the same sex in a lustful manner.
BOB: Did you see how Phil McCracken was looking at me?

JOE: No, I didn't notice. What do you mean?

BOB: Like he was giving me the gayze.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 05, 2009
 
7.
When a woman pursuades a man to do her will by use of her pussy.
Cheryl-Marie pussuaded Jeff to let her borrow his Corvette for the weekend.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009