i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.
ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have
to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they
allegedly wrote in the first
place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.
3. A test designed
the stupidity of the average internet user
by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite
thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls
screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk
is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!