28 definitions by Tori

a word to express exsageration of something and to stall from spitting out words
Like he was like and I was like and yeah it was like um um yeah like totatly
dodane przez Tori lipiec 06, 2004
form of speech:Verb;
tense:Singular/Present tense

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
or vice versa, the "goose" would be defined singularly as bodily fluids produced durring sexual intercourse, thus Gobbeling the goose would be the intake of fluids from sex organs such as the penis or vagina, ect.

Other Forms of Speech:
Plural/present (Gobble the geese)
Singular/Past tense (Gobbled the goose)
Plural/past tense (gobbled the geese)
Noun Form (Goose Gobbler)

Synonyms followed by (noun form):
Suck cock (cock sucker), Eat pussy (pussy eater), Guzzle Cum (Cum Guzzler), Muching carpet (Carpet Muncher), Sample the stick (Stick sampler), give head (head giver), nut juggling (nut juggler), cooch capering (Cooch caper), squirreling (squirreler),ect.

Antonyms in noun form:
Non-head'giving prude ass bitch.
-Hey Betty, I was gobbled some geese last night at the office party.
-Oh yeah, with who?
-Well, it was a number of people...i was awfully hammered and/or stoned, and cant remember a damn thing!
-Well then how did you know that you gobbled geese?
-I found it evident as when i woke up, i discoverd protein stains on my dress...far too much for just one individual! So logically, i figured i gobbled at least 4-7 mens geese.
-Well I hear Jack produces a lot of man juice now a days...you could have just gobbled his goose
-How do you know of Jacks man juice production rate?
-I pay him 10 dollars a day to fill an empty gatorade bottle with his cum, so that i may enjoy it not only when im secretly giving him head in his office, but also when im on the go!
dodane przez Tori styczeń 04, 2004
black- hand job
white-blow job
pink- lap dance
yellow-whut ever the snapper wants
blue-make out
whut ever
dodane przez tori kwiecień 19, 2004
I dont really know why there is so much talk about these damn braclets...I really dont think that people are actually fucking because someone broke there "black braclet...well at least I didn't." Come on people get over it. My 4 year old sister has a pink one that i gave her. I really dont think that someone is going ot brake it and expect her do do something with them "and if they do I will kill them." The first one that I ever had was a black one and my dad saw it he told me that "he knew what it meant and he really didnt want me to waer it." I didnt even know what it meant "whatever." Whoever made up the "snap" game I would like to thank you because everytime some stupid horney little boy brakes my braclets...I get the chance to beat the hell out of him and tell him that he better buy me a new one or I will beat the hell out of him again. They're just braclets...I dont think that people are actually doing what they mean and if they are then they are prolly just horney and enjoy the attention. It is a "fad" it will pass and something else will take its place and then they will be trying to ban that from every school too.
boy~haha I broke your "black bracklet" now we have to fuck
~snap, crakel, pop~
boy~ouch "F@*^"
me~haha I broke you hand... now you need to get me a new braclet... oh yea don't f@7*ing mess with my braclets again....or I will brake the other hand
boy~alrigth alright...!...
dodane przez Tori lipiec 16, 2004
typing in a random word to the Google search engine and whacking the internet for it
i'm bored, i'm gonna go do some googlewhacking and find some cool pix
dodane przez Tori listopad 27, 2003
A male's hairy ball sack
Fred has a great doodlesack
dodane przez Tori luty 02, 2005
random site that helps n00bs be scene, and not get pwned by those who are 1337.
n00b 1: hey, what's the definition of lezzer?
n00b 2: i don't know...let's look it up on urbandictionary.com
1337: you guys are niggy pies I'm totally gonna w00tpwn you.
dodane przez Tori kwiecień 24, 2005

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