when your having sex with someone, and then you turn them around, and shit in their ass, and then they shit out their shit, which is made up of your shit, which you previously shit in their ass.
that kid is such a cooz. im gona give him a reverse shitter.
after someone dies, go to there funeral, and get into their coffin some time before they are buried. wait until you are in the ground, and then take that dead body and go to town!
(try a hardcore hot karl
for extra fun)
i gave your mom a sleeping vampire, but then i got trapped underground, and had to eat her dead body to survive. what a debacle!
lay down a girl, and simultaneously shit on her chest, jizz on her face, and throw up all over her. youve just performed the trishot bullseye.
some 2nd grader looked at me wrong, so i gave the bitch the trishot bullseye. thats why i can never go back to being a teacher.
While laying down naked, have your bitch throw up in your asshole, then, shit it right back into her mouth.
"I gave that bitch 2 bottles of pepto bismol, then she threw up all over. what a great mossy log."
start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.
"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."
undoubtedly, this is the worst thing you could do to a person. You start out by having unprotected sex with someone until you get them pregnant. then, you come back about 6 months later, and start having sex with them. during this, you stick your head all the way up their vagina, and try to eat their unborn child. once youve had enough, pull your head out, and proceed to punch them in the bowels. if you did your job right, they will shit the remnants of their own baby.
"i tried to give your mom an abortion shitter, but i fucked up, so thats why you dont have a left nut"