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7 definitions by cretard

 
1.
To shit and fart at the same time. half shit half fart. A wet fart.
So yesterday I sharted in my pants, it was nasty.
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 10, 2008
 
2.
A persons hands
Keep your dick skinners off of my stuff woman.
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 09, 2008
 
3.
The time proceeding partaking in a 4:20 ritual when enough time has passed to fully understand just how high you are.
"and then it hit me, I looked at the clock and saw it was 4:30, and I was really high."
dodane przez Cretard luty 23, 2014
 
4.
Someones mouth
Stop talking shit girl, shut your cock pocket.
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 09, 2008
 
5.
someones butt
Man did you see the turd cutter on that girl?
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 09, 2008
 
6.
Someones mouth
Quiet woman, shut your cum dumpster.
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 09, 2008
 
7.
A crazy retard
Man, stop acting like a cretard.
dodane przez cretard wrzesień 09, 2008