the king crab blumpkin is prefaced by eating an excessive amount of spicy japanese
food so as to make your
blumpkin shit as liquid and rancid as possible.
crab blumpkin begins by picking the crabs out of your
pubes while receiving blumpkin and strategically placing said
crabs (pubic lice for you retards) throughout the hair of the female slobbing your
knob. just as you're about to shoot your
load, wait until the aforementioned whore is in a downward bob, slide
sideways off the toilet
and forcefully slam her face into the asian frying
oil you've been brewing in the toilet
. ejaculate on the shocked, fried dumpling whore.
joe: hey man, how was your date with cheryl?
mike: pretty good. she wanted to spend a quiet night alone so we watched
dates and i took
her out to a real nice sushi place. thought i'd add a little spice to the night so i king crab blumpkin'd her.