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30 definitions by mike comanche

 
8.
Non-drinker & non-smoker.
Jeff is a non-droker
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
21 3
 
9.
Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse.
Sarah: I forgot to take my birth control.

Chris: We could do some home-made oral contraception.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
22 4
 
10.
A female who cums very quickly.
Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 05, 2009
21 3
 
11.
Fried or poached egg on a toasted onion bagel.
I'd rather have a Jew egg than an Egg McMuffin!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 04, 2009
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12.
When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.
Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
19 3
 
13.
Porn that God watches.
CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 12, 2009
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14.
Extreme dislike of lesbians.
I'm lezbophobic. I HATE lesbians because they won't let me FUCK them. But, I LOVE bi chicks!
dodane przez Mike Comanche marzec 10, 2009
18 3