8 definitions by mikeybear69

NILM: Not in, left message

When you've been asked to contact someone and the person you're after doesn't answer their phone or is unavailable, so you leave a message on their voice mail or with another person to relay to them.
I had to call the customer to find out what the problem was but it went through to voice mail. NILM.
dodane przez mikeybear69 wrzesień 06, 2009
cbfh is an acronym meaning "country boys f*ck hard". This is derived from the knowledge that guys who grow up in the country know how to do it, and do it well. Perhaps influenced by watching, or on the rare occasion even interacting with, farm animals.
dude 1: "Check out that guy! He's hot"
dude 2: "Yeah, he's a country boy... cbfh"
dodane przez mikeybear69 lipiec 05, 2009
A DIYDILF is a Do It Yourself Daddy I'd Like to Fuck, a hot daddy found in a hardware store who makes your crotch stir. The word is a concatenation of the acronyms DIY and DILF.
I was at Bunnings yesterday. Damn, the place was swarming with the hottest DIYDILFs.
dodane przez mikeybear69 marzec 08, 2010
adj. A female who has a large twat.
Did you see that large-twatted chick? She'd be so loose it wouldn't hit sides!
dodane przez mikeybear69 kwiecień 26, 2009
When a lipstick lesbian smooches you to death in an email. She must be wearing deep red lipstick when composing the email for it to be an authentic schneiderpussing.
I was schneiderpussed on my birthday the other day and it was amazing.
dodane przez mikeybear69 marzec 10, 2009
Needs A Paper Bag - Someone so unattractive you'd need to put a paper bag over their head in order to fuck them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, he's a bit alright
Guy 2: You reckon? NAPB if you ask me
dodane przez mikeybear69 październik 10, 2009
A highly technical description of an electrical part that is unknown
Techo 1: Hey, why isn't that working?
Techo 2: Not sure, I think it's blown a Foofer Valve
dodane przez mikeybear69 lipiec 02, 2009

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