If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose
ring... read this:
Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose
Fret: So then
DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from
Ettie: WHY, what
are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch
ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what
are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from
your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from
their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM
NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO
RELEASE AIR FROM
NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM
ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM
... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!