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"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")
dodane przez Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope luty 08, 2008
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