BMP
Beta Male Provider. These are the guys who buy women all their drinks, shower them with compliments, drive them around, and are baffled when the females aren't sexually attracted to them. On the other hand, alpha males take care of the female's sexual needs.
Janet's BMP, Joe, keeps giving her flowers, taking her to movies, and is always telling her how intelligent and interesting she is to gain her approval. What Joe doesn't know is she really loves Jake, the bad boy jerk who fulfills all her sexual desires.
dodane przez b00zy lipiec 02, 2006
Photos & Videos
BMP
An image file format supported by many programs, including Microsoft Paint. BMP (which comes from the word "bitmap"), is intended for offline use, since BMPs tend to be large in size.
BMPs are not for the web!
dodane przez GastonRabbit czerwiec 24, 2004
BMP
Bathroom Mirror Picture

You just worked out and now you're all swoll; gotta take a BMP. Maybe later you can text it to that girl you've been flirting with, or if you're vain enough, even post it to Instagram. Rack up those likes you social-media slut!
John is always taking BMPs, he may have an addiction to the mirror.

Check out the BMP Sara texted me, it's actually kinda hot.
dodane przez Neuronick grudzień 14, 2012
BMP
is an acronym for Big Meanie Pants; one who's always mean and disrespectful
Hannah is a bmp, she's always so rude.
dodane przez bulliedman kwiecień 14, 2011
the act of switching the lights on and off in a room full of anxious onlookers while during each on switch of the lights on a naked pose is revealed. Each move has a name having to do with the style of the pose.
Are you ready for the B.M.P.!
dodane przez Sphyncter maj 30, 2008
bmp
also short for Bad Mental Picture
"NPR was talking about a woman who died on the toilet, fell onto her space heater, and melted-"

"ugh, BMP!"
dodane przez PsiFer marzec 15, 2006
bmp
bmp referring to Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel who has a massive penis
"wow when i had bmp in me it felt good!"

All Tom Kaulitz could think of was bmp when he was jacking off.

fan girl 1:"bmp is mine"

fan girl 2:"no it is mine"

fan girl 3:"come on i think we could share bmp"

fan girl 1:"no no no no he is mine"
dodane przez meloney kaulitz grudzień 06, 2010

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