Bruce is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. He is so lovable and caring. He puts you before himself most of the time even though he doesn't need to. He is the world's greatest cuddler ever. And when he kisses you it's like you're underwater (its amazing). He writes poems and songs and they're amazing. He has amazing brown eyes and if you look right into them you're mesmerized. He's been through a lot but he gets stronger by it. He's so handsome its hard to explain with only words. Hes so fantastic and hes not someone that you want to lose. If you don't have a Bruce in your life, then i feel bad i for you because they're amazing.
"Bro hey Bruce, you a cool friend"
"I'm so lucky to have Bruce as my boyfriend"
dodane przez kaykarlol sierpień 12, 2015
A dwarfish man who can find the most important minerals and the best girls
Guy#1 Did you see that bruce
dodane przez tinos lipiec 02, 2012
Soft spoken creep who often sneaks out hunting for ladies at night. His attempts almost always fail because of his gross aura. He has the flirtatious capacity of a snail and his words are pure slime that gently caresses and sickens his victims.
Oh no, there comes bruce...everyone run
dodane przez penguinsquizzle styczeń 25, 2015
This is a game created in 2008 by:

Grant I'Anson

Daniel Adams

Caroline Lewis

TO WIN BRUCE YOU MUST BRUCE OTHER BRUCE PLAYERS FIRST.
The idea of Bruce is to knock all other players out before they knock you out. You can do this by either text message, e-mail, phone call or in person. The winner of bruce will either say or write or in someway convey the name Bruce before the they do on the first given day of any month.
dodane przez Bruce2008 czerwiec 29, 2011
bruce; a very attractive man. don't be fooled by his good looks though he is probably one of the most stubborn people you will ever meet. he worries more about himself than others and is always getting his way.
that guy is so stubborn.
no i think you mean that guy is so bruce.
dodane przez crazy cupcake eater kwiecień 27, 2011
to Bruce: The ability to clock up 40hrs of Skyrim during launch weekend. All while having already clocked up 40+hrs in dead island and 46hrs in Battlefield 3.
(Crud): Skyrim, is an amazing game!
(Vorn): Yeah it is, I wish I didn't have responsibilities....
(Crud): Yeah, you would Bruce the sh1t out of that game!
dodane przez cPsYcRoW listopad 15, 2011
Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Bank Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at length and is an enthusiastic leader of the unit. Merv Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC
Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Nurse: Bruce, should I give this patient Penicillin?
Bruce: No. All antibiotics are a useless waste of time....
dodane przez sweet as chocolate czerwiec 17, 2011

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