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71.
Cat
A house pet that will first start it's reign of terror by shitting in a litter box in the corner of your basement,
it then with lay or tramp around in the box for a few seconds, then it jumps onto your kitchen counter while
you have food out and steps in it with crappy paws. After you keep your cat a few days, it will probably run
off to find a new victim.
Cat Lover: Aww, look at her! Shes walking around on the counter!
Normal Person: You realize she just walked around in a box that she craps in and is now sitting on the table you eat/make food on, right?
dodane przez OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere lipiec 23, 2013
 
1.
Cat
The definitive pet.
Cleans self. Knows how to catch it's food.
Probably gave humans the idea for a "vaccum." Is intelligent and curious.
Likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. That's cool though.

They are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
Cats rule, dogs drool. Remember that.
dodane przez SuperSonicX listopad 15, 2004
 
2.
cat
A quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. Cats are the most intellectually superior creature on Earth. They are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. What they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the Earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. If cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.
"Is that a meatloaf???"
"No, it's my cat!"
dodane przez gadjitfreek lipiec 29, 2007
 
3.
CAT
A person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.
After meeting a new group of people one may say to his or her friends "Those cats were allright."

Where is that cat?

I haven't seen him in a while. That cat's getting fat.
dodane przez Bro maj 13, 2004
 
4.
cat
a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.
Now that cat can play.
dodane przez Aleks marzec 01, 2004
 
5.
He set us up the bomb. Also took all our base.
It's you!
dodane przez MoonKnight listopad 28, 2002
 
6.
cat
An adorable little domestic animal of the feline persuasion, which "cat" is usually referred to.

Can be obnoxious sometimes, but mainly in a playful/cute way. Intelligent, independent, demure, cuddly... and viscious fighters should a fight build up. A mainly carnivorous animal, cats keep your home free of pesky animals, and especially rodents.

Birds, for better or worse, won't build their nests near your house.

As adorable as they are, cats aren't as sweet and gentle as they may seem... they look rather annoyed when they hear themselves called "pookums", "widdle cutums" and other similar names.

But it is fun watching them bat at insects or dangling strings, attacking your blanket-covered toes in the morning, one or more kitties curled up on the couch...
Taffy, a big orange tabby, and Nite (night), a smaller "tuxedo" cat, are cuddle up in their basket... suddenly an owner comes in.

Owner: "He-wo! Good morning my widdle diddymses!"

The cats look up, rather indignant.

Owner: "Did my widdle poi tats sweep o tay, did 'em? Did 'em? How's my widdle kitty pusses?"

Taffy and Nite look at each other and puke simultaneously.

Taffy: This is one disturbed girl, isn't she?

Nite: Darn straight. Somebody tell her to shut up.
dodane przez Lorelili marzec 23, 2005
 
7.
Cat
Better than a human could ever be. Here's why-
1) Look into a cat's face. You should be able to tell that they know something you don't.
2) They get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) Who is cleaning up who's litter box here?
4) They are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter spaces than you can.
5) Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
Cats are simply better than you.
dodane przez musicfan62 marzec 17, 2009