Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.
Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.
Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.
Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "
Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."