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Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
#cookies #cream #masturbate #jack off #poop #shit #toilet #bathroom
dodane przez 3-BAG listopad 10, 2008
Phrase used in the Northern part of the United States to denote absolute approval, recognize achievement, or display copious amounts of affection for an entity.

Modern-day revival of mint.

The long, burdening, inherent length of the phrase truly shows the user's approval of what/who he/she is directing the phrase at because it rejects the laziness and ease of staccato approval words such as "cool", or, "favorite."
Sami: Look at my sloth hands! Aren't they adorable?
Jake: Sure.
Abbey: You guys are just the cookies and cream!

Abbey: I'm so cool.
Jake: The cookiest and creamiest, if I may say so myself.

Jake: What's your favorite ice cream?
Joe: Cookies and cream.
Jake: That's cookies and cream!
Joe: I know, that's what I said; cookies and cream.
Jake: Cookies and cream!
Joe: Stop it.
Jake: ....
Joe: ....
Jake: ....cookies and cream?
Joe: You're fired.
#mint #awesome #cool #favorite #great #agreeable
dodane przez ThatApplebeesGuy12345 luty 04, 2013
Give your girl a cleveland steamer then skeet all over her. Order is not important.
I gave my girl some cookies and cream last night.
#cookie 'n cream #cookies n cream #cookie and cream #cookies and creem #cookies and creams
dodane przez lemnefresh lipiec 05, 2010
1. The black and white speckled area revealed after removing a portion of a cigarette filter (most often a white filter and beyond a dotted line)

2. The swampy substance created by cumming on a girl's back after doggystyle sex and using the cum pool as an ash tray
Look, Mike! I found the cookies and cream in this crappy foreign cigarette.

Angie, the curves of your back make a fine vessel for the cookies and cream I've just deposited.
#cum #cigarette #doggystyle #cookies #cream
dodane przez mike_hawk_69 sierpień 12, 2009
after having rigorous anal sex with a partner, your partner then sharts into your urethra, you proceed to ejaculate on there face, shooting a turd missile propelled by a flood of semen (extra points if you land one on the lips).
The result appears to be delicious cookies and cream on your partners lips.
mmmmmmmmm mmm good.
I watched Zack's face as his tounge tasted the steamy cookies and cream I blew all over his face after he shit on my dick.
#turd #missile #britney spears #anal sex #college football #fubar #poop #obama #cookies #cream #gross #sex #naked girls #fat ass #ford #gang bang
dodane przez Cordova...FUCK!!! marzec 29, 2008
Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.
Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.
#w #o #w h #h #a #t y #o d #t c #m
dodane przez Wayneld iz from flint maj 30, 2010
Having anal sex with a girl condom-less then cumming in her mouth, thus creating a cookies and cream like mixture in her mouth
that chick totally wants me to give her some cookies and cream
#degrading #ass #mouth #disgusting #nasty
dodane przez stewartMalc wrzesień 01, 2008
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