An alert/call used to not only warn others of the presence an "untouchable," but to ask for assistance in the avoidance of the "untouchable" in question as well. If alert fails and one is approached, respect each others boundaries and speak in a proffesional matter. Politeness and distance are one's keys to success in the everlasting battle faced each day.
Here is a situation in which the("cougar!") alert would be placed in effect. The possible interaction b/w oneself and a "David Eggers" would warrent a "cougar" alert/call. May also appear under the name "Davey." Quick description: Tall, slender body type. Brown eyes and hair. 15/16 years of age. An,"I'm the shit," attitude. Crewmember of McDonalds, currently wearing a blueshirt, possible promotion to red in the coming weeks.
dodane przez The Ronald McDonald styczeń 02, 2008
In this year of 2005, other young guys out there will agree with me. A cougar is a smoking hot woman usually 30+ who is far better looking than guys her own age. When she's at the bar or nightclub, she'll find that certain younger hard body that she knows will rock her world that night....and he knows he'll get the same from her. For the most part - a cougar is a delicious experience....ENJOY!!
Jacqueline Bisset was a famous cougar - beautiful and predatory
dodane przez hardbody sierpień 30, 2005
An older woman who likes to date/mate with younger men.
Earl and his friend tried to avoid making eye contact with the chain-smoking cougar at the other end of the bar.
dodane przez Anonymous luty 19, 2003
Cougar

A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.

Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.

Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.

Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
That cougar checking you out is old enough to be your mother.
dodane przez Dr.Sadbuttrue październik 12, 2012
A female pedophile - an adult female who is sexually attracted to children.

Note: Due to early aged abuse and continued use of alcohol or other substances; the females brain will never reached a mature adult level and she will consider herself still young.

Related Words:

degenerate - Having fallen to an inferior or undesirable state, especially in mental or moral qualities.

deviant - deviating, as from what is considered acceptable behavior

deviate - To depart, as from a norm, purpose, or subject; stray.

pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior
When I hired her to babysitter my kid, I didn't think she wanting to fuck him. Damn cougar.
dodane przez HaHaHa69 luty 06, 2012
A female who attracts young makes
Pauline,a cougar attracts Tommy who is much younger then her.
dodane przez Tal38823 marzec 24, 2011
An insult to a female that is at least 10 years older than you; an older attractive female that takes care of herself, eats right, exercises and is financially capable of having a great life without your sorry ass. As a general rule, guys don't want anything more from a cougar than to have sex with her. Pretty equal to a MILF.
That chick is a cougar. I would love to hit that!
dodane przez misanthropist123 luty 04, 2011

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