Kelsey: Kirby, shut the fuck up. You can be such a cuntball sometimes. *gives Kirby dirty, annoyed look*
Kirby: Huh???????? *looks at her in a dumbfounded way*
The only way to free the man is to remove his balls preferably with a rusty piece of metal. the balls will remain inside the vagina permanently.
The woman's vagina is now known as Cuntballs instead of the cunt.
Joe: Good thanks, how are your Cuntballs going?
Elisa: They're a bit itchy but otherwise pretty good
2. Kevin in front of a judge for speeding, asks to have fine reduced. Judge: "You will pay the maximum fine"
Kevin: "Cunt Balls!"
3. Kevin parked his car in NYC without plugging the meter for a quick coffee and bagel run. He returns to find a parking ticket. "Cunt Balls!"