Friend of Victim: I don't know. What's wrong?
Victim: He left his spit bottle in my room and I accidentally knocked it over while I was cleaning my desk! It's all over my desk and my keyboard! It's even in the carpet and on my shirt!
Friend of Victim: *laughs* Yeah... He went home after we had been drinking all day and I found what I thought was a half a beer. I took a drink and immediately "spitted" it out and started throwing up. I dropped the can and it got on my carpet too. It's like a Dip Bomb.
Victim: That's the second time he's Dip Bombed me! I'm gonna get him back, somehow.