Top Definition
When your life is so shitty, all you can do is masturbate in sorrow and self-pity.
"What happened to Luke the other day?"

"I don't know man, but it must be pretty horrible - he just went to the other room to disasturbate."
#disaster #masturbate #terrible #pathetic #shitty
dodane przez kOrEAn Bbq maj 08, 2013
Masturbating during a natural or otherwise any disaster.
The tornado is coming, I better disasturbate so I can too.
#masturbate #masturbating #disaster #jerking #exciting
dodane przez Jawsh00 lipiec 03, 2015
When you are sad and alone, you go in the corner of a small room and profusely cry and sweat while you violently masturbate.
"Yo, did you finally have sex with your girlfriend last night"
"No, man. She had to leave early so I just went home to disasturbate."
#masturbate #disaster #cry #sweat #sad
dodane przez foooswagga-7 kwiecień 14, 2013
To fantasize over SHTF scenarios.
Watching that show Doomsday Preppers is great way to disasturbate.
#disasterbate #disasturbating #disasturbation #disasturbates #disasturbated
dodane przez Evan Estaog luty 29, 2012
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