the best and worse thing ever created rolled into one and added in is a fuck you time called period also known as a female. usualy awsome eye candy unless below a 5 on the scale ;). if above a 5 usualy a good sign that it is ok to have intercourse without having to hide the fact that you did, any lower and you just need to mack bitches better =)
john smith: dammm son look at that bitty ova there

matt johnson; god dammm thats one fine female like a 9 go get her digits nigga

John: ight yo watch this game ima throw

matt; you do that ima smoke a blunt

john; iiight yo peace out

matt: peace and goodluck wit da bitty
dodane przez Jordan rafiki mon wrzesień 11, 2007
The human female specie is a self-praising, self-centered cruel version of the male one. They feel the need to talk alot more about their lives, the need to talk behind their friend's backs and being much more cruel than men in different situations when one needs their help or understanding. Generally fall in love in rich people with money, when claim that the looks don't matter and they're virgins until they get married. They think much more of themselves than they are, when they think much less of others. They expect to be treated like queens when they treat others like crap, and so on.
They often think they're better and smarter than men and do all kinds of feminist organizations to praise themselves when men don't even claim they're the better side, ever.
Male: Please help me...
Female: No! I have my own problems!

Female: Please help me...
Male: Okay, what's the problem?

Female: I HATE ALL MEN!!!

Male: She's really great, I love her.

Female: He's rich! I'll hire someone to kill him and get his money.
dodane przez -_Realist_- maj 15, 2007
Invented to do all chores that are around the house
Honey(female), could you please make my dinner, do the dishes afterwards and do my laundry after that, for my clothes will be dirty.

oh and after that could you please do my ironing
dodane przez LawAustin styczeń 03, 2008
A human, the opposite of a male, that generally should stay in the kitchen and make the males sandwiches.
You're a female, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
dodane przez madmike141516 luty 26, 2011
opposite sex of the male, females love pink, males love blue. guys love bugs girls love dresses.
FEMALE AND MALE:



GIRL: like ew what the fuck, i hate bugs.



BOY: yeaa....so? i hate dresses?




GIRL: why?



BOY: because...just.....wear pants!



GIRL: NO
dodane przez Marissahhhhhhh lipiec 10, 2008
The worthless crud that surrounds a male's penis during sex.
John fucked that female.
dodane przez Mr. Ken styczeń 03, 2008
The incomplete man. God's mistake/blessing while he was wasted. This term can be used when you create something that is crappy, eehh, incomplete, or not just right.
Tell us the answer Tim!
-Aw, Is it 5?
Oh sorry son, that's incorrect
-*whispers to his fellow classmates* Dam, Guess I just pulled a female
dodane przez JKJKJK :) sierpień 28, 2008
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