Top Definition
The act of receiving a handjob with a flaccid penis
Q: What happened with Adam last night?
A: I took too much much MDMA, so he had to give me a Floppy Jordan...

"Dude, Rowena gave me a Floppy Jordan last night, it was the worst. The only thing stiff in that room was her. "

Q: What's a Floppy Jordan?
A: Ohhh, y'know.
dodane przez Sadke czerwiec 17, 2013

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