2% : I hate you God lovers!
98%: I believe in God
The famous "Clapton is God" photo.
atheist: 'god is a ridiculous idea, he doesn't even really exist.'
And Moses quickly corrected him saying that it should be I am Who Is. But God never was any good at grammar.
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."