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A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.
What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"
dodane przez Dave marzec 04, 2003
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A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.
What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.
dodane przez nick maj 06, 2005
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
dodane przez Saints wrzesień 21, 2003
Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.
"Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!"
dodane przez goo'se maj 09, 2003
To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"
dodane przez Zero Degrees lipiec 13, 2014
To awkwardly walk away from a conversation you no longer want to engage in.
"This girl started to talk about marriage, so I had to goose."

"Me and Nikki met this creepy dude we couldn’t handle him, so we double goosed."
dodane przez Sofizzle maj 24, 2014
The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
dodane przez jkbomb91 marzec 30, 2015

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