Ex. 2: "Her horse Pussy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns".
Ex. 3: "That white girl's meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich".
Luke: Awww man that really sucks...
Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.
Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.