Top Definition
The house of smiles is the sexual health clinic, where one goes to get rid of his chlamids that his cheating bitch of an exgirlfriend gave him.

Normal people dont go to the house of smiles its always that grimey girl who you knows going to be 16 with 10 black babies in a council estate.
"FUCKING CHLAMYDIA? now im going to have to go to the house of smiles, again!! FOR FUCKS SAKE!"

"i seen your lass down the house of smiles last wednesday, what i didnt go for a check up i was walking past"

"have you give me anything it burns when i piss?"
dodane przez DJLMMYERS czerwiec 13, 2010

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt
Cykliczny mail ze słowem dnia

Poniżej wpisz swój adres e-mail, aby codziennie rano otrzymywać na niego słowo dnia Urban Dictionary !

Maile są wysyłane z adresu daily@urbandictionary.com. Obiecujemy, że nie będziemy wysyłać żadnego spamu.

×