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43.
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
dodane przez thecabbagechiccas lipiec 06, 2011
25 76
 
44.
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
dodane przez Partysoccer18002 lipiec 04, 2011
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45.
Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
dodane przez george blues kwiecień 11, 2011
36 88
 
46.
weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
dodane przez applesoft lipiec 12, 2011
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47.
An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.
Oh nothing... Just Jacob, yano?
dodane przez OperationMJC maj 09, 2011
51 106
 
48.
An ugly kid who thinks hes all tight and gagsta just because he has an eight pack, so he goes around calling girls fat but then asking for their love the next second, and trying to get in their pants the next. He also enjoys being a cheater face. And threatening to kill himself (sucide).
Jacob:"Cassandra I love you don't leave me! I'd kill myself if I didnt have you!"

"I'm sorry but I cant trust you after what you did with Rachael."

Jacob:"UGHHH I HATE MY LIFE FML DIE DEATH DESTRUCTION your fat."
dodane przez Waka Flocka Dames lipiec 22, 2011
28 84
 
49.
a freakishly tall young man. horrific at basketball and cant grab rebounds for his life but loves shooting even more horrific three pointers.
jacob's crazy ass took one step in from half court and threw up the ugliest looking shot known to man.
dodane przez rhymes with piano marzec 26, 2009
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