The actual lord and messiah. NOT the same as that fake ass fairy tale Jesus (Hey-Zeus)
Jebus is teh pwn
dodane przez Anonymous marzec 12, 2003
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
dodane przez Skialian styczeń 09, 2014
A popular player in Zombie Panic, a mod for HL2.

His popularity may have been increased due to other sources, but he chose the name without knowledge of any other origin.

Many players claim to belong to the Church of Jebus, and use his name in place of Jesus.

Comedic name often cried out in shock, or just for laughs.

"Jebus is just better than you."

" me Jebus"-often said when about to die, or when surrounded my moronic players who do not know the difference between a hand grenade, and a plastic pear.

"Sweet Jebus"-exclamation of shock and awe, or just complimenting Jebus on an awesome kill.

"FOR JEBUS"-battle cry

"My friend, my brother, my Jebus..."-sombody saved your azz and you are nearly dead.

"Sweet Zombie Jebus"-play on Zombie Jesus/
dodane przez Out4Blood4 sierpień 30, 2008
Contrary to popular belief, Jebus is just what some knew as the city of Jerusalem. Go read the Bible you bunch of heathens.
...The man would not tarry that night, but he rose up and departed, and came over against Jebus, which is Jerusalem; and there were with him two asses saddled, his concubine also was with him.

Judges 19:10
dodane przez NOCTVRNVS lipiec 05, 2005
Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.
"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"
dodane przez The Real Slim Jebus październik 10, 2005
Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.
Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...
dodane przez William Nownes kwiecień 21, 2005
Jebus is indescribable. And short. But we love him anyway.
1. Never play online with jebus. He always uses the 'walk on water' hack
3. 'Missed the bugger'
dodane przez LM lipiec 07, 2004

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