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1.
Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.

Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.
Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
dodane przez Peter Brown, asstronut maj 29, 2006
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2.
a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
dodane przez alfonso burns marzec 17, 2005
879 568
 
3.
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
dodane przez Stephen C styczeń 31, 2006
642 417
 
4.
you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
dodane przez dg20 czerwiec 28, 2006
511 379
 
5.
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
dodane przez benjamin albert czerwiec 19, 2009
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6.
a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick
my johnson is a very long one
dodane przez jakrel maj 24, 2005
299 226
 
7.
For goodness sake, Johnson is a last name, all of the retarded people online with disgusting minds think that it is a slang for a males junk.
Harry: Hi, my name is Harry Johnson.

Mark: You have a Hairy Johnson, LMFAO

Harry: Fuckin Retard
dodane przez imronburgendy? maj 30, 2011
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