Top Definition
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
dodane przez noyoucrazydutch marzec 30, 2004
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Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
dodane przez Uziman4kife luty 06, 2013
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
dodane przez tnesia kwiecień 17, 2004
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
dodane przez harviedo listopad 18, 2007
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
dodane przez Misaacs maj 23, 2007
A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
dodane przez forthegoodofeducation1944 czerwiec 30, 2011
A short airy little fart, usually the type that occurs while urination in the morning. Or while straining. A kife may also lead to a shart if not careful or cause unwanted residue within underpants..
''Sally let out a small kife while laughing''

Hey Fred, I wouldnt use that pillow... Joe bare assed kife on it yesterday and you might get pink eye..
dodane przez Yononymous styczeń 14, 2015

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